Dec 3, 2010
Dec 2, 2010
Thursday, December 02, 2010
Its a great news for telugu audience . This december will host great number of movies including small and big films . The first movie to come before audience this december is RGV's controversial Raktha Charithra series-2. This movie is a continuation of the climax that was left for suspence in the audience. It was a nervous end in RC-1 that what would happen after? Now the suspense is going to break the silence on this Friday i.e on sunday 5th dec.
Next to this is the movie of Allari Naresh as Kathi Kantharao directed by his father E.V.V Satyanarayana and it is scheduled to release on Dec 10th.
The real fight begins in the third week of December . Big releases are scheduled for 3rd week of this december, one of them is Venktesh's Nagavalli. Venkatesh and Anushka in lead roles for this movie and is all set to release on 16th December.
Nagarjuna’s Ragada will be the next release. There is a scope in extension of extending the release date to 23 rd dec?, as Nagavalli may hit their revenues. The confirmation is yet to come from film makers.
There is Raviteja too joining the competition to make this clash more interesting. Raviteja’s Mirapakay is slated for release on Dec 23rd. Nagavalli has the upper hand as of now due to its content and genre. Ragada and Mirapakay more or less are of same genres and to conclude its all left to audience who will judge the performance and make a movie success.
Next to this is the movie of Allari Naresh as Kathi Kantharao directed by his father E.V.V Satyanarayana and it is scheduled to release on Dec 10th.
The real fight begins in the third week of December . Big releases are scheduled for 3rd week of this december, one of them is Venktesh's Nagavalli. Venkatesh and Anushka in lead roles for this movie and is all set to release on 16th December.
Nagarjuna’s Ragada will be the next release. There is a scope in extension of extending the release date to 23 rd dec?, as Nagavalli may hit their revenues. The confirmation is yet to come from film makers.
There is Raviteja too joining the competition to make this clash more interesting. Raviteja’s Mirapakay is slated for release on Dec 23rd. Nagavalli has the upper hand as of now due to its content and genre. Ragada and Mirapakay more or less are of same genres and to conclude its all left to audience who will judge the performance and make a movie success.
Thursday, December 02, 2010
Dasari Narayana Rao’s 150th movie and one of the prestigious movie in Tollywood is on a busy shooting schedule. Parama Veera Chakra starring Balakrishna shooting is in the final stages and it has C Kalyan as producer, Amisha Patel, Sheela and Neha Dhupia as heroines beside Balayya. Parama Veera Chakra is said to be a movie in the line of Dasari's previous hits with N.T.R like Sardar Paparayudu, Bobbili Puli. It focusses Balayya in Variety shades.Mani Sharma scores the music. Music of the movie is scheduled to release in the second week of December. Parama Veera Chakra will be released for Sanktranti.
Dec 1, 2010
Nov 23, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
I feel so lucky sharing my life with someone as wonderful as you! Happy birth day Sweetheart!
May joys be blooming on your way throughout a very happy day.
Birthday greetings wing their way with wishes for a happy day.
My birthday gift for you is..A whole lotta love...To wish you a day that's as special as You are! Happy Birthday!
On your Special day.. May the nicest n the sweetest surprises come your way! Happy Birthday..With Lotsa Love..!
Wishing you health, happiness and love on your special day and always.! Have a wonderful Birthday..!
May God Bless you on Your birthday
Wishing you a day as special as you are Happy birthday..!
Sending you SMILES for every moment of your special day..Have a wonderful time & a very happy birthday..!
Whenever i count my blessings I count you twice ! A very Happy Birthday to my Best Friend !
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life Happy birthday !
May today be filled with aun shine and smiles laughter and love.. Happy Birthday
On this special day as you celebrate Bithday...Here's wishing you a whole lotta happiness & sweet surprises ! Happy Birthday !
May all of your birthday wishes come true !
Here's wishing every sparkle brings lots of joy & happiness for you on your special day !
Wanna make you feel special in every way i can ! Happy Birthday sweetheart !
You are always thought of in a very special way, And you're wished the finest things in life today and every day ! Happy Birthday
Sugar & Spice & all things nice..That's what you are made of Have a very Happy Birthday !
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip..
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
Birthdays are good for you..Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest..Happy birthday !
Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !
May joys be blooming on your way throughout a very happy day.
Birthday greetings wing their way with wishes for a happy day.
My birthday gift for you is..A whole lotta love...To wish you a day that's as special as You are! Happy Birthday!
On your Special day.. May the nicest n the sweetest surprises come your way! Happy Birthday..With Lotsa Love..!
Wishing you health, happiness and love on your special day and always.! Have a wonderful Birthday..!
May God Bless you on Your birthday
Wishing you a day as special as you are Happy birthday..!
Sending you SMILES for every moment of your special day..Have a wonderful time & a very happy birthday..!
Whenever i count my blessings I count you twice ! A very Happy Birthday to my Best Friend !
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life Happy birthday !
May today be filled with aun shine and smiles laughter and love.. Happy Birthday
On this special day as you celebrate Bithday...Here's wishing you a whole lotta happiness & sweet surprises ! Happy Birthday !
May all of your birthday wishes come true !
Here's wishing every sparkle brings lots of joy & happiness for you on your special day !
Wanna make you feel special in every way i can ! Happy Birthday sweetheart !
You are always thought of in a very special way, And you're wished the finest things in life today and every day ! Happy Birthday
Sugar & Spice & all things nice..That's what you are made of Have a very Happy Birthday !
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip..
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
Birthdays are good for you..Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest..Happy birthday !
Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !
Nov 22, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Candidates are invited for the posts of Direct Sales Executives are proposed to be engaged by various Offices of the Corporation purely on Contract basis for 3 years under the jurisdiction of Western Zonal Office.
Qualification : Bachelor’s Degree of a University in India established in India under a statute. Preference may be given to those applicants who possess the Bachelor Degree or Diploma in Marketing /Management. Good working knowledge of English and also one Regional language preferably local language is desirable. Knowledge of soft skills such as Power Point / Word / Excel would be additional advantage.
No of posts : 734 (Gen-400, SC-35, ST-104, OBC-195)
Age : 21-35 Yrs
Last date for receipt of application: 2nd December, 2010
For Detailed Notification ---> Click here
Qualification : Bachelor’s Degree of a University in India established in India under a statute. Preference may be given to those applicants who possess the Bachelor Degree or Diploma in Marketing /Management. Good working knowledge of English and also one Regional language preferably local language is desirable. Knowledge of soft skills such as Power Point / Word / Excel would be additional advantage.
No of posts : 734 (Gen-400, SC-35, ST-104, OBC-195)
Age : 21-35 Yrs
Last date for receipt of application: 2nd December, 2010
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Monday, November 22, 2010
Category : Bank jobs
Indian bank invites applications frome talented sportspersons for Men's team in Basketball, Cricket, Football, Hockey, Volleyball and for Men's & Women's team in Athletics and carrom for appointment in officer and clerical cadre. Only indian citizens are eligible for appointment under this scheme.
Name of the post : Officers
No.of Posts : 05
Age limit : 21 to 30 years
Pay scale : Rs.14500-25700/-
Qualification : Graduation.
Sports qualification : Should have represented the Country or won an Arjuna Award or represented the state with distinction for atleast five years in continuation.
Name of the post : Clerk
No.of Posts : 15
Age Limit : 18 to 28 years
Pay Scale : Rs.7200 - 19300/-
Qualification : Pass in 10+2 examination or its equivalent.
Last Date : 26.12.2010
For more Details on Selection process, Application Fee, How to Apply Visit www.indianbank.in
Click here ------> Download Application Form
Click here --------> Download Detailed Adverstisement
Indian bank invites applications frome talented sportspersons for Men's team in Basketball, Cricket, Football, Hockey, Volleyball and for Men's & Women's team in Athletics and carrom for appointment in officer and clerical cadre. Only indian citizens are eligible for appointment under this scheme.
Name of the post : Officers
No.of Posts : 05
Age limit : 21 to 30 years
Pay scale : Rs.14500-25700/-
Qualification : Graduation.
Sports qualification : Should have represented the Country or won an Arjuna Award or represented the state with distinction for atleast five years in continuation.
Name of the post : Clerk
No.of Posts : 15
Age Limit : 18 to 28 years
Pay Scale : Rs.7200 - 19300/-
Qualification : Pass in 10+2 examination or its equivalent.
Last Date : 26.12.2010
For more Details on Selection process, Application Fee, How to Apply Visit www.indianbank.in
Click here ------> Download Application Form
Click here --------> Download Detailed Adverstisement
Nov 20, 2010
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Schedule : March 24th to April 7th 2011
10th Exams Time Table
Time: Morning 9.30 to 12.00
March 24 -----> First Language Paper 1
March 25 -----> First Language Paper 2
March 26 -----> Second Language
March 28 -----> English Paper 1
March 29 -----> English Paper 2
March 30 -----> Mathematics Paper 1
March 31 -----> Mathematics Paper 2
April 1 -----> General Science Paper 1
April 2 -----> General Science Paper 2
April 6 -----> Social studies Paper 1
April 7 -----> Social Studies Paper 2
10th Exams Time Table
Time: Morning 9.30 to 12.00
March 24 -----> First Language Paper 1
March 25 -----> First Language Paper 2
March 26 -----> Second Language
March 28 -----> English Paper 1
March 29 -----> English Paper 2
March 30 -----> Mathematics Paper 1
March 31 -----> Mathematics Paper 2
April 1 -----> General Science Paper 1
April 2 -----> General Science Paper 2
April 6 -----> Social studies Paper 1
April 7 -----> Social Studies Paper 2
Nov 18, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Director Ram Gopal Varma launched the audio of Raktha Charithra-2 in a function held at hyderabad. RC-2 is a continuaton of Raktha Charithra. First CD was gifted to actor Surya who did a prominent role in this movie. To the questions raised by media that how he was able to get sensor permissions for the violence in the movie RGV answered in a jovial way saying " I kept sword on sensor board to give permission ".
RGV praised Surya for his extra ordinary action in the movie. " I'm unable to forget the scenes that I shot with surya in a prison and his eye expressions were fantastic nad Realistic" said RGV. The other members who were present at the audio launch were Vinod Talwar, Vasudeva Reddy, Rajkumar, Madhura Sreedar.
Nov 17, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
The audio of Chandramukhi sequel in Telugu i.e Nagavalli marked its launch by releasing the first song (Oura Oura ..) by Paruchuri brothers and Ileana together. The function was held grandly at Shilpa Kala Vedika,Hyd on 16th Nov. Ace director SS.Rajamouli launched the CD'S and gave the first one to Puri Jagannath. The music will be marketed by Aditya music.
Speaking at the function Rajamouli said that he has indirect relationship with the movie as his wife designed costumes for Venkatesh and Anushka. Heroine Anushka said that she is honoured to be part of the movie and said that all the credit for her performance as Nagavalli should be given to director P. Vasu. Rana said that Venkatesh has done excellent performance in this film.
Richa Gangopadhyaya, Poonam Kaur and Shraddha Das thanked director P. Vasu, Bellamkonda Suresh and Venkatesh for giving them a chance to be a part of Nagavalli.Venkatesh Expressed that Nagavalli will impress all kinds of audience and the director P.Vasu must be given the credit for his hard work. Several dignitaries like Ramanaidu, Rajamouli, Puri Jagannadh, VV Vinayak, Rana, Nani, Ileana, Praneetha,Anushka Shetty, Shraddha Das, Poonam Kaur,Kamalinee Mukherjee,Richa Gangopadhyay,Bramhanandam,Dharmavarapu Subramanyam were present at the audio launch.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
The Second test Between IND VS NZ went draw here at Rajiv Gandhi International Cricket Stadium, Hyd. The Three test match series is level(0-0) with this second match. The last day of the match gave no result as Indian bowlers were ineffective in taking the wickets. Newzealand declared its second innings at 448/8 and India declared its innings at 68/0 as there were no chances for a result.
High lights of the match was a double century from McCullum and he was awarded man of the match. The third test will begin from Nov 20th at Vidharbe Cricket Stadium, Nagpur.
High lights of the match was a double century from McCullum and he was awarded man of the match. The third test will begin from Nov 20th at Vidharbe Cricket Stadium, Nagpur.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
How was the pair Anshka (Subhashini) and Mahesh babu (Seetharamaraju) in Khaleja? . The pair was not only romantic but also worked out comedy as well. Now the same pair is going to perform together in the movie directed by Linguswamy. The other details of the cast are yet to know. Hero Madhavan and Sameera Reddy are going to perform some important roles in the movie. The movie will start its schedule after completion of Mahesh's Dookudu and it will be filmed in Telugu and Tamil versions together.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Guzaarish is the latest crush of bollywood that is going to be released on Nov 19th focussing Hrithik Roshan and Aishwarya Rai in lead pair. What makes one to think about the movie is that the role of Hrithik Roshan in the movie. It is heard that the role of Hrithik is a person who suffers with a disease called quadriplegia(related to spinal cord) and Aish as a nurse who takes care of him. After completing shooting Hrithik went thinking about the people who are suffering with such disease and to offer helping hands for such people.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
It was a moment when Jr.Ntr faced the camera first time as a hero for the movie 'Student No1' at Ramoji film city, hyd on 16th Nov 2000. None expected that this hero would turn as one of the top heroes in Tollywood with in a short span.Actually this day wasn't the one when Ntr faced the camera for the first time, he perfomed in 'BalaRamayanam' and few tele serials before. But Nov 16th was the day to face the camera as a hero with out any god father for him in the industry. With his discipline,body manner and dialogues that made audience recollect NTR helped him to emerge as one of the top heroes. This day is a remembering day for him as this is his 10th year in his cine journey. He had performed in 17 cinemas as hero out if which many huge hits are there.
At present the hero is in shooting for his latest film 'Shakti' direted by Meher Ramesh , produced by Ashwini dutt under Vyjayanti movies banner.We wish his success in for his upcoming movies Tollywood on behalf of "Ultimateandhra".
Nov 16, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
'Ashta chamma' fame colors Swathi has been bagged into 'Kandireega' to perform a lead role with Ram. One may think why a new heroine as Hansika was already picked up to pair with Ram. The instance is the story demanded a second heroine for an essence. So the hunt began for the search by the film makers and finally Colors Swathi matched with all the equations.So 'Kandireega' offer garlanded her. Colors Swathi has a hand full of projects like 'Appala Raju' with RGV and other two projects in Tamil.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
South indian Actress Priyamani, who is busy with her schedule in Tollywood with few films in hand, is now coming up with a new role i.e Priyamani starrer Raktha Charitra-2 is ready to release, one with hero Sumanth the other is “Ragada” with Nagarjuna..
female oriented film titled “kshetram”. Priyamani’s new film “Kshetram” is being directed by new director Ganapathi Venu.The movie launch will be held on November 17, 2010 in Hyderabad. Hero Jagapathi Babu is playing an important role in this film and ‘Kick’ fame Shyam would be playing the male lead.Shyam also acted in recently released Kalyan Ram “Katti” movie.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Focussing crazy hero Raviteja as hero with Richa Gangopadhya and Deeksha seth as female lead roles the movie Mirapakaya is getting ready to hit cinema screens on December 30th according to the announcement made by producer Ramesh Puppala. The movie is being directed by Harish shankar and it is the second film for him after his debut as director in tollywood with Ravi Teja as starrer in Shock(2006) . The movie is presented by RR Movie makers under the banner of yellow flowers.
The key cast includes R.D. Rajasekhar (cameraman); S. Thaman (music director) ; film editing by Gautham Raju and fights by Ram-Lakshman.The movie has other casts include Prakash Raj, M.S.Narayana, Brahmanandam, Dharmavarapu Subrahmanym, Kota Srinivasa Rao, Nagababu etc..,Mirapakaya underwent its shooting part in many locations such as Bangkok, Europe, Switzerland, Agra etc. At present the movie unit is in Switzerland as a part of its shooting schedule.
Nov 13, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Category : Funny
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Oka scientist president kaledu, kani kalam ayyadu, oka conductor superstar kaledu kani rajini ayyadu, oka kothi mobile operate cheyyaledu, kani nuvvu nijam ga great!
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Best advice: nalugurini choose chey, muggurini select chesuko, iddarini love chey, okkarini pelli chesuko!
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Girls tight dresses vesukuni vallu comfortable ga undaru alage boys ni undanivvaru!
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Customer: aa banana enta?
sales person: 10 rs
cus: 6 rs ki ivvu
sp: aa rate ki aa banana tokkostadi kavala?
cus: sare nenu 4 rs ki banana konta, kani nuvvu tokka unchuko!
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Wife: evandi naku meru diamond nekclace kontunnattu kala vachindandi
Husband: naku vachindi kala, billu mee babu pay chestunnattu
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Girl friend ki police ki madhya teda enti?
alochinchu..................aa iddaru money nokkesi vadilipedtaru!
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3 ants ki enugu kanipistundu
1st one: danni champeddam
2nd one: dani leg viricheddam
3rd one: arey papam vadileddam ra adi okkate manam mugguram unnam!
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2 boys 2 girls ventapadataru, aa girls boys ki rakhi kadataru, 1st boy: ippudemcheddam 2nd boy: nenu ne sis ni pelli chesukunta, nuvvu na sis ni pelli chesko
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iddaru vyaktulu oka jatara lo tappipoyina tama pellala kosam vetukutaru
1st one: ne wife ela untundi
2nd one: chala andamga, tellaga, sexy ga untundi
2nd one: mari nee bharya ela untundi?
1st one: nadi vadiley nee bharya ni vetukudam pada!
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Prema blind kavochu kani pelli anedhi kallu teripistundi
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Girl: abba chala tight ga undi
Boy: don't worry, nenu mellaga pedtha
Girl: pettu
boy: pettalekapotunna
girl: abba chala noppiga undi
boy: marchipo
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wedding ring kotadi kondam le!
Nuvvem anukunnav?
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Man: naaku poison kavali!
Chemist: adi neeku ammalenu
taruvata atanu marriage certificate chupistadu
chemist: sorry nee daggara prescription undani teliyadu..idigo teesuko
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Monkey ki donkey ki difference enti?
Monkey ee message ni save chestundi!
Donkey ee message ni delete chestundi!
Choice neede!
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Wife: evandi mana kitchen loki donga vachi nenu chesina cake thintunnadandi!
Husaband: avuna evariki call cheyyamantave police ka ambulance ka?
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Oka boy beautiful girl chusi ventane velli kiss chestadu Girl: "stupid emchestunnav"? Boy: B.tech 2nd year
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que: ammaylu abbaylni kiss chesetappudu eyes enduku close chestaru?
ans: vallu eppudu boys ni anandam to chudaleru kanuka!
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Oka roju iddaru lovers phone lo kakunda pigeons to messages send cheyyalani anukunnaru, next day pigeon emi message tekunda vachindi, boy:endunku message pampaledu ani kopam to call chestadu girl: orey edava adi miss call ra antundi
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oka girl and boy ontariga kurchunnaru girl: nannu muttukoku, idanta pellaina taruvate boy: ayite pellaina taruvata naku call chey!
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sand pai ne peru rasa adi cherigipoyindi, gali lo ne peru rasa adi kottuku poyindi, na gundela pai ne peru rasa -- naku heart attack vachindi!
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oka art gallery lo wife and husband "leaf to cover chesukunna ammayini chustaru" Husband alane chustu undi potadu, Wife ki kopam vachi, ippudostara leka aaku ralipoye varaku wait chestara?
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Man outside phone booth: hello enti chala sepati nundi wait chestunna intavaraku asalu emi matladaledu?
Man in phone booth: na wife to matladutunna!
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Santa inka valla wife auto lo veltunnaru..driver tana mirror ni adjust chesukuntunnadu..santa driver to "oye enduku na wife ni chustunnav"
velli venakala seat lo kurcho nenu naduputa!
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Santa: Naku nite anta train lo nidrapattaledu ra!
Banta: endukani?
Santa: Upper birth vachindi
Banta: Mari evaritonaina exchange chesukovalsindi
Santa: akkada exchange chesukovatiki kinda birth lo evvaru leru!
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Girl to shopkeeper: Yedaina manchi love cards ivvandi!
Shopkeeper: Ee card chudu --"Nenu oka vyaktini chala ghadamga premincha"
Girl: Bagundi oka padi cardlu ivvandi!
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Okasari aeroplane rocket ni adugutundi "nuvvu enduku anta fast ga ela vellagalgutunnav?"
Rocket: evaraina neeku venaka manta pettinappudu telustundi aa badha emito!
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1st beggar: chala sepati nundi yenduku aa movie poster ni alane chustunnav?
2nd beggar: nene aa movie producer ni kabatti!
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Patient: doctor, ide na first operation konchem jagrattaga cheyyandi!
Doctor: Nannu bhayapettaku, naku kuda ide first operation
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Teacher: OXFORD ardham cheppu?
Student: OX ante eddu, FORD ante bandi. so oxford ante edla bandi
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Nijamaina prema jail lo unna khaidi lantidi....age bar ayipoina siksha inka purti kadu
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Wife: evandi meeku naalo edi nachutundi andam aa teliva?
Husband: Naaku maatram ila jokulu vestuntav kada adi nachutundi baga
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Teacher: mee nanna 5000 loan teeskunnadu. 10% lekkana 1 year taruvata mee nanna tirigi enta kattali?
Student: okka paisa kuda kattadu
Teacher: neeku maths rada?
Student: vachandi kani maa nanna gurunchi meeku assalu teliyadu
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Lady doctor to santa: roju poddunne clinic bayata nilabadi adavallani endukala chustav!
Santa: bayata board meeda rasundi kada doctor aadavallani chuse samayam 9am - 11 am ani
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Teacher asks children, meeru future lo em avvalanukuntunnaru?
Ram : nenu pilot avuta.
Vinod : nenu doctor avuta.
Deepa : nenu manchi ammani avuta.
Ravi : nenu deepa ki help chesta.
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Wife: evandi nannu chala costly place ki teesukellandi
Husband: pada ready avvu ani oka chotiki teesukelladu
ekkadi teesukuvellado oohinchu................petro pump
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American to indian: neeku swimming vacha?
Indian to american: radu
American to indian: Neekante kukka nayam adi kuda swim chestundi
Indian to american: Neeku vacha swimming
American to indian: Avunu
Indian to american : ayite neeku kukkaki em teda?
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Santa to Shopkeeper: Naaku india flag chupinchadu
Shopkeeper oka flag chupinchadu
Santa: Indulo vere colors leva?
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Baba: Nee jeevitam loki araguru amayilu vastaru naayana
Bhaktudu: Abba swamy naa jeevitam dhanyam ayipoindi swamy
Baba: antaga santoshinchaku nayana nenu cheppina daniki ardham oka wife inka 5guru aada pillalu!
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Appa rao ki leg accident ayyindi
Doctor: Appa rao 2 weeks lo lechi tirugutav ayya!
2 weeks taruvata appa rao tana friend to ade vishayam cheppadu
Friend: mari doctor ninnu normal ga chesada?
Appa rao: avunu vadi bill kattadaniki naku unna car ammanu kada, ippudu ekkadiki vellina kallatone tiragali
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Wife: evandi poyina birthday ki naku iron bed konnaru kada ee sari emi idham anukuntunnaru
Husband: AA bed ki current idham anukuntunna
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Teacher: Bhumi meeda unde animals pillalni pedthayi, egirevi eggs pedthayi, ayite yedi gali lo egurutundi + pillalni kuda pedutundi!
Student: Air hostess andi
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Santa wife: Yentandi poddune pustakam tega chadivestunnaru
Santa: Blood gurinchi chaduvutunna
Wife: ippudu anta avsaram emi vachindandi
Santa: Repu doctor na blood test undannade anduku!
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Santa: orey entra car inta speed ka veltundi
Banta: Breaks fail ayyayi ra, accident ayye lopala tondaraga intiki veldam pada annadu kangaruga!
Santa: ayite tondaraga veldam pada ra!
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Train TT: ekkadiki vellali
Baba: Ekkadaite ramudu janminchado akkadiki
TT: Ticket unda?
Baba: ledu
TT: ayite pada
Baba: ekkadiki nayana
TT: Ekkadaite krishnudu janminchado akkadi ki!
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Iddaru friends matladukuntunnaru 1st one: orey nenu na gf ki gift ivvalanukuntunna emi ivvali cheppu? 2nd one: gold ring ivvu! 1st one: edanna peddadi cheppara 2nd one: MRF Tyre ivvu!
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Okasari oka abbayi veltu veltu oka donkey mundu kalu jari paddau, oka ammayi: mee annaya ashirwadam teesukuntunnava? Abbai: Avunu vadina garu!
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Girl: Nuvvu nannu kiss cheste godava chesta!
Boy: Ayina ikkada evvaru leru kada
Girl: Naku telusu kani formality kosam
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Santa: nenu chala sepati nundi ne no ki phone chestunte "switched off" ani vastundenti?
Banta: ori verri pappa, adi na "Hello tune" ra!
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Oka vyakti chala badha lo unnadu, appudu atani friend vachi "yenduku anta badha padutunnav" annadu. appudu aa vyatkti annadu "nenu telisinodiki plastic surgery kosam 1 lakh ichanu ra, kani ippudu vadni gurthupattalekapotunna ra antu edchesadu"!
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Teacher: Oye Arun le roju nuvvu college ki endukostunnav nidrapodaanika? Arun: ledandi vidya kosam, Teacher: so why r u sleeping? Arun: E roju vidya raaledu kadandi!
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oka interview lo abbayi reject ayyadu kani ammayi select ayyindi! Think..? Valliddari paina first 2 buttons open unnayi kabatti!
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2 ayomayam gallu musuem lo unna mummy ni chusi.
Ayomayam 1: anni bandages aa Pakka Accident Case.
Ayomayam 2: Avunu..Lorry number kuda rasi undi.BC.1760..
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Santa by mistake ga ladies toilet loki velatdu.
ladies andaru sudden ga lechi nilabadataru
Santa : respect anedi manasulo unte chaalu,
kurchondi kurchondi… :)
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Marriage is a 3-ringula circus lantidi - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
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priyuralu kiss cheste kaalayi na lips!
priyuralu kiss cheste kaalayi na lips!
Endukante tanu tini vachindi "Bingo red chilly chips"
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oka roju ravanudu disco ki velladu...Kallu tirigi padipoyadu, due to shock..!
why.....?? " endukante entry fee Rs. 1500 per HEAD kabatti...!!!
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oka doma pilla first time egirindi..malli intiki vachaka nanna adigadu ela undi..bagundi nanna ekkadiki vellina andaru chappatlu kotti welcome chepparu
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Santa: Nenu bus ekkina..adi naa meeda ekkina theda enti? banta: em ledu 2 sarlu ticket neeke
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Bore ga feel avutunnava? ayite chain teesi.........bag lo unna book teesi chaduvu!
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Pachi nijam: Oka ammayi cell lo full balance unte aa ammayiki bf unnadu... ade abbayi cell lo full bal unte vadiki gf ledani ardham
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Sir : Evarni pisinari antaru?
Student: 100 smslu pampinaa reply ivvani varini
Example cheppu: me ammayi sir!
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Santa tana intiki paina sagam paint chesi kinda la raasadu----------------------------------------------------------
Oka scientist president kaledu, kani kalam ayyadu, oka conductor superstar kaledu kani rajini ayyadu, oka kothi mobile operate cheyyaledu, kani nuvvu nijam ga great!
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Best advice: nalugurini choose chey, muggurini select chesuko, iddarini love chey, okkarini pelli chesuko!
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Girls tight dresses vesukuni vallu comfortable ga undaru alage boys ni undanivvaru!
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Customer: aa banana enta?
sales person: 10 rs
cus: 6 rs ki ivvu
sp: aa rate ki aa banana tokkostadi kavala?
cus: sare nenu 4 rs ki banana konta, kani nuvvu tokka unchuko!
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Wife: evandi naku meru diamond nekclace kontunnattu kala vachindandi
Husband: naku vachindi kala, billu mee babu pay chestunnattu
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Girl friend ki police ki madhya teda enti?
alochinchu..................aa iddaru money nokkesi vadilipedtaru!
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3 ants ki enugu kanipistundu
1st one: danni champeddam
2nd one: dani leg viricheddam
3rd one: arey papam vadileddam ra adi okkate manam mugguram unnam!
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2 boys 2 girls ventapadataru, aa girls boys ki rakhi kadataru, 1st boy: ippudemcheddam 2nd boy: nenu ne sis ni pelli chesukunta, nuvvu na sis ni pelli chesko
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iddaru vyaktulu oka jatara lo tappipoyina tama pellala kosam vetukutaru
1st one: ne wife ela untundi
2nd one: chala andamga, tellaga, sexy ga untundi
2nd one: mari nee bharya ela untundi?
1st one: nadi vadiley nee bharya ni vetukudam pada!
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Prema blind kavochu kani pelli anedhi kallu teripistundi
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Girl: abba chala tight ga undi
Boy: don't worry, nenu mellaga pedtha
Girl: pettu
boy: pettalekapotunna
girl: abba chala noppiga undi
boy: marchipo
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wedding ring kotadi kondam le!
Nuvvem anukunnav?
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Man: naaku poison kavali!
Chemist: adi neeku ammalenu
taruvata atanu marriage certificate chupistadu
chemist: sorry nee daggara prescription undani teliyadu..idigo teesuko
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Monkey ki donkey ki difference enti?
Monkey ee message ni save chestundi!
Donkey ee message ni delete chestundi!
Choice neede!
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Wife: evandi mana kitchen loki donga vachi nenu chesina cake thintunnadandi!
Husaband: avuna evariki call cheyyamantave police ka ambulance ka?
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Oka boy beautiful girl chusi ventane velli kiss chestadu Girl: "stupid emchestunnav"? Boy: B.tech 2nd year
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que: ammaylu abbaylni kiss chesetappudu eyes enduku close chestaru?
ans: vallu eppudu boys ni anandam to chudaleru kanuka!
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Oka roju iddaru lovers phone lo kakunda pigeons to messages send cheyyalani anukunnaru, next day pigeon emi message tekunda vachindi, boy:endunku message pampaledu ani kopam to call chestadu girl: orey edava adi miss call ra antundi
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oka girl and boy ontariga kurchunnaru girl: nannu muttukoku, idanta pellaina taruvate boy: ayite pellaina taruvata naku call chey!
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sand pai ne peru rasa adi cherigipoyindi, gali lo ne peru rasa adi kottuku poyindi, na gundela pai ne peru rasa -- naku heart attack vachindi!
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oka art gallery lo wife and husband "leaf to cover chesukunna ammayini chustaru" Husband alane chustu undi potadu, Wife ki kopam vachi, ippudostara leka aaku ralipoye varaku wait chestara?
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Man outside phone booth: hello enti chala sepati nundi wait chestunna intavaraku asalu emi matladaledu?
Man in phone booth: na wife to matladutunna!
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Santa inka valla wife auto lo veltunnaru..driver tana mirror ni adjust chesukuntunnadu..santa driver to "oye enduku na wife ni chustunnav"
velli venakala seat lo kurcho nenu naduputa!
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Santa: Naku nite anta train lo nidrapattaledu ra!
Banta: endukani?
Santa: Upper birth vachindi
Banta: Mari evaritonaina exchange chesukovalsindi
Santa: akkada exchange chesukovatiki kinda birth lo evvaru leru!
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Girl to shopkeeper: Yedaina manchi love cards ivvandi!
Shopkeeper: Ee card chudu --"Nenu oka vyaktini chala ghadamga premincha"
Girl: Bagundi oka padi cardlu ivvandi!
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Okasari aeroplane rocket ni adugutundi "nuvvu enduku anta fast ga ela vellagalgutunnav?"
Rocket: evaraina neeku venaka manta pettinappudu telustundi aa badha emito!
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1st beggar: chala sepati nundi yenduku aa movie poster ni alane chustunnav?
2nd beggar: nene aa movie producer ni kabatti!
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Patient: doctor, ide na first operation konchem jagrattaga cheyyandi!
Doctor: Nannu bhayapettaku, naku kuda ide first operation
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Teacher: OXFORD ardham cheppu?
Student: OX ante eddu, FORD ante bandi. so oxford ante edla bandi
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Nijamaina prema jail lo unna khaidi lantidi....age bar ayipoina siksha inka purti kadu
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Wife: evandi meeku naalo edi nachutundi andam aa teliva?
Husband: Naaku maatram ila jokulu vestuntav kada adi nachutundi baga
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Teacher: mee nanna 5000 loan teeskunnadu. 10% lekkana 1 year taruvata mee nanna tirigi enta kattali?
Student: okka paisa kuda kattadu
Teacher: neeku maths rada?
Student: vachandi kani maa nanna gurunchi meeku assalu teliyadu
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Lady doctor to santa: roju poddunne clinic bayata nilabadi adavallani endukala chustav!
Santa: bayata board meeda rasundi kada doctor aadavallani chuse samayam 9am - 11 am ani
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Teacher asks children, meeru future lo em avvalanukuntunnaru?
Ram : nenu pilot avuta.
Vinod : nenu doctor avuta.
Deepa : nenu manchi ammani avuta.
Ravi : nenu deepa ki help chesta.
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Wife: evandi nannu chala costly place ki teesukellandi
Husband: pada ready avvu ani oka chotiki teesukelladu
ekkadi teesukuvellado oohinchu................petro pump
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American to indian: neeku swimming vacha?
Indian to american: radu
American to indian: Neekante kukka nayam adi kuda swim chestundi
Indian to american: Neeku vacha swimming
American to indian: Avunu
Indian to american : ayite neeku kukkaki em teda?
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Santa to Shopkeeper: Naaku india flag chupinchadu
Shopkeeper oka flag chupinchadu
Santa: Indulo vere colors leva?
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Baba: Nee jeevitam loki araguru amayilu vastaru naayana
Bhaktudu: Abba swamy naa jeevitam dhanyam ayipoindi swamy
Baba: antaga santoshinchaku nayana nenu cheppina daniki ardham oka wife inka 5guru aada pillalu!
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Appa rao ki leg accident ayyindi
Doctor: Appa rao 2 weeks lo lechi tirugutav ayya!
2 weeks taruvata appa rao tana friend to ade vishayam cheppadu
Friend: mari doctor ninnu normal ga chesada?
Appa rao: avunu vadi bill kattadaniki naku unna car ammanu kada, ippudu ekkadiki vellina kallatone tiragali
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Wife: evandi poyina birthday ki naku iron bed konnaru kada ee sari emi idham anukuntunnaru
Husband: AA bed ki current idham anukuntunna
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Teacher: Bhumi meeda unde animals pillalni pedthayi, egirevi eggs pedthayi, ayite yedi gali lo egurutundi + pillalni kuda pedutundi!
Student: Air hostess andi
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Santa wife: Yentandi poddune pustakam tega chadivestunnaru
Santa: Blood gurinchi chaduvutunna
Wife: ippudu anta avsaram emi vachindandi
Santa: Repu doctor na blood test undannade anduku!
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Santa: orey entra car inta speed ka veltundi
Banta: Breaks fail ayyayi ra, accident ayye lopala tondaraga intiki veldam pada annadu kangaruga!
Santa: ayite tondaraga veldam pada ra!
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Train TT: ekkadiki vellali
Baba: Ekkadaite ramudu janminchado akkadiki
TT: Ticket unda?
Baba: ledu
TT: ayite pada
Baba: ekkadiki nayana
TT: Ekkadaite krishnudu janminchado akkadi ki!
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Iddaru friends matladukuntunnaru 1st one: orey nenu na gf ki gift ivvalanukuntunna emi ivvali cheppu? 2nd one: gold ring ivvu! 1st one: edanna peddadi cheppara 2nd one: MRF Tyre ivvu!
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Okasari oka abbayi veltu veltu oka donkey mundu kalu jari paddau, oka ammayi: mee annaya ashirwadam teesukuntunnava? Abbai: Avunu vadina garu!
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Girl: Nuvvu nannu kiss cheste godava chesta!
Boy: Ayina ikkada evvaru leru kada
Girl: Naku telusu kani formality kosam
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Santa: nenu chala sepati nundi ne no ki phone chestunte "switched off" ani vastundenti?
Banta: ori verri pappa, adi na "Hello tune" ra!
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Oka vyakti chala badha lo unnadu, appudu atani friend vachi "yenduku anta badha padutunnav" annadu. appudu aa vyatkti annadu "nenu telisinodiki plastic surgery kosam 1 lakh ichanu ra, kani ippudu vadni gurthupattalekapotunna ra antu edchesadu"!
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Teacher: Oye Arun le roju nuvvu college ki endukostunnav nidrapodaanika? Arun: ledandi vidya kosam, Teacher: so why r u sleeping? Arun: E roju vidya raaledu kadandi!
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oka interview lo abbayi reject ayyadu kani ammayi select ayyindi! Think..? Valliddari paina first 2 buttons open unnayi kabatti!
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2 ayomayam gallu musuem lo unna mummy ni chusi.
Ayomayam 1: anni bandages aa Pakka Accident Case.
Ayomayam 2: Avunu..Lorry number kuda rasi undi.BC.1760..
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Santa by mistake ga ladies toilet loki velatdu.
ladies andaru sudden ga lechi nilabadataru
Santa : respect anedi manasulo unte chaalu,
kurchondi kurchondi… :)
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Marriage is a 3-ringula circus lantidi - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
-------------------------------------------------------------
priyuralu kiss cheste kaalayi na lips!
priyuralu kiss cheste kaalayi na lips!
Endukante tanu tini vachindi "Bingo red chilly chips"
---------------------------------------------------------------------
oka roju ravanudu disco ki velladu...Kallu tirigi padipoyadu, due to shock..!
why.....?? " endukante entry fee Rs. 1500 per HEAD kabatti...!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
oka doma pilla first time egirindi..malli intiki vachaka nanna adigadu ela undi..bagundi nanna ekkadiki vellina andaru chappatlu kotti welcome chepparu
----------------------------------------------------------
Santa: Nenu bus ekkina..adi naa meeda ekkina theda enti? banta: em ledu 2 sarlu ticket neeke
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Bore ga feel avutunnava? ayite chain teesi.........bag lo unna book teesi chaduvu!
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Pachi nijam: Oka ammayi cell lo full balance unte aa ammayiki bf unnadu... ade abbayi cell lo full bal unte vadiki gf ledani ardham
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Sir : Evarni pisinari antaru?
Student: 100 smslu pampinaa reply ivvani varini
Example cheppu: me ammayi sir!
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"Same as above" What an idea sir ji..!
Nee ishtamaina oka Fruit Choose chesuko.
Apple
Lemon
0range
Mango
Banana
Chery
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oye! rply cheyyodi, konukkoni tinu.
Fruits r good 4 health...!
Okavela boys vomiting cheskunte parents ekkada thini vachado ee yedava antaru, ade ammayilu vomiting chesukunte yevade aa yedava antaru. moral of the story: iddarlo yevaru vomiting cheskunna boys yedavale!
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oka girl class lo paadutondi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
appudu oka boy vachi touch chesi ila annadu neeku dammunte inka paadu.
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Boy:"hey,
i love u,
naaku gf ga untava. ??
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Grl:"hmmmm!
nee number ivvu,
present bf to break up aypote miss call istale!
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Bus Accident
Man Crying: na cheyyi tegindi
chala noppiga undi
Santa: orey noru moosuko
atu chudu aadi tala tegipoyindi,
ayina silent ga unnadu..!!
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ee madya nee sms lu raavadam aagipoyayi..! naa meedha aligava..leka nee bal ayipoyindha.! ha..ha..ha..ha..gud nt
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sms..sms...sms...sms..sms..sms..sms..santoshamena inkeppudu malli nannadagodhu sms pampaledhani..gud nt
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oka ammayundedi..friends ante padi chachedi..rayaala vadha ani alochinchedi..eppudoo edho cheppalanukunedi..kani mobile bill ante bayapadi chachedhi..
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mee intiki vastanu, vastuune vuntanu, ganta gantaki vastanu, ratri-pagalu vastanu, vachi mee inti bell kotti paripotanu..
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nenu evarikaite sms pamputano, nenante padi chastaru, evarikaite naa sms pampano..valla cell ni godakesi kotti maree edustaru..nuvvu chala lucky endukante nee cell pagalledhu kabatti
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No calls, No missed calls, No sms's... I'm worried..emaindi zoo vallu gani malli pattukellara..?
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Father : inni takkuva marks..? 2 peekaanante..!, Son : avunu dady pada veladam maa teacher intiki...!
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Life ante ila vundali..Mon : sneham, Tue : prema, wed : pelli, thu : pelli ooregimpu, Fri : fighting, Sat : divorce, Sun : rest, Mon : naaku opika ledu kanu nuvve repeat chesuko..
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Evolution of man : Pelliki mundu-hero no 1, Pelli taruvta - coolie no 1...
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Demanding apologies for the reported remarks against AICC Chief Sonia Gandhi by EX-RSS Chief K S. Sudarhan , Chief Minister of Andhra pradesh K.Rosaiah participated in a dharna organised by Pradesh Congress Committee today in Basheerbagh, hyd.
Large number of agitators had participated in the protest demanding unconditional upologies from Sudarshan. Some of the important personalities who were present in the protest were PCC Chief D.Srinivas, M.P Anjan Kumar Yadav,Minster for Health D.Nagender etc ,, .
The Protest was carried for long time and the police were helpless as C.M himself participated for the first time which caused heavy traffic burden for passengers. Finally Police personnnel arrested some of the leaders like M.P Anjan Kumar Yadav,V.H,Rudra raju Padmaraju MLC etc,,. on 151 section for causing inconvinience to the public.
It was astonishing that C.M himself participated in the dharna, scrutinies remarked this incident as a feat to impresss his chief Sonia Gandhi?
Large number of agitators had participated in the protest demanding unconditional upologies from Sudarshan. Some of the important personalities who were present in the protest were PCC Chief D.Srinivas, M.P Anjan Kumar Yadav,Minster for Health D.Nagender etc ,, .
The Protest was carried for long time and the police were helpless as C.M himself participated for the first time which caused heavy traffic burden for passengers. Finally Police personnnel arrested some of the leaders like M.P Anjan Kumar Yadav,V.H,Rudra raju Padmaraju MLC etc,,. on 151 section for causing inconvinience to the public.
It was astonishing that C.M himself participated in the dharna, scrutinies remarked this incident as a feat to impresss his chief Sonia Gandhi?
Saturday, November 13, 2010
The Cine firms clarified today that Orange movie is going to be released on NOv 26th for sure. The producer for the movie K.Naga Babu is in no mood to worry because he feels that delay would boost up the expectations from the audience.
As the audio given by Harris Jayaraj turned out as a huge hit, cine producers claim that it would add as an asset to the movie.
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